My Uncle has been getting catalogs from a coffin manufacturer with all sorts of offers. Installment plan, slow pay plan, jumbo loan, you name it. There are coffins shsped like Cadillacs, baseball team couches, showers, etc. etc. My Uncle whose ticker still beats louder than the Niagra Falls is a little upset and suspect the coffin fellas stole his name from the life insurance or hearing aid providers mailing list. Also, he is a red blooded mustang with a blue collar pride and is turning in his couch after a visit to the coffin deallers showroom. All the boxes are Made In China. That was the last straw. He has been furious since all the manufacturing jobs moved to China. His hearing aid complaints land up in call centers in India, which compounds the communication problem when the long distance connection is poor and he does not have the earbuds on. Now this. He has vowed to go out All Americaan. In his will it says “cremate if no US made coffin available.” Make Sense?
The geezer nuts?